AugustFlop.
The Flop you’ve been waiting for.
Born in August, late by nature.
$AUG is the memecoin for degens, procrastinators, and bagholders who missed the pump. Again.
Join the FlopFam. Laugh now, moon later (maybe).
NO FINANCIAL ADVICE.
Contract Address
6A7UXB5FhYueBSjj9oZB542bK2BhS2ft87dcmEfppump
About
We came. We saw. We procrastinated.
AugustFlop isn’t just a meme coin — it’s a lifestyle. It’s that deep breath before a deadline, the unread email from three days ago, the pump you missed while making coffee. If you feel attacked, welcome home.
We hate asking. But...
We’re not builders.
We’re procrastinators.
We don’t ship in stealth.
We ship in delay.
We don’t promise utility.
We promise vibes.
And honestly? We only function thanks to coffee.
If you like what we’re building (slowly),
if you laughed at our memes,
if you’ve ever flopped with dignity…
Buy us a coffee. In $AUG. On Pump.fun
Just 1–2 $ of SOL. No pressure. No shill.
Just espresso-powered degeneracy.
We hate asking. But...
We’re not builders. We’re procrastinators.
We don’t ship in stealth. We ship in delay.
We don’t promise utility. We promise vibes.
And honestly? We only function thanks to coffee.
If you like what we’re building (slowly),
if you laughed at our memes,
if you’ve ever flopped with dignity…
Buy us a coffee. In $AUG. On Pump.fun
Just 1–2 dollars in SOL. No pressure. No shill.
Just espresso-powered degeneracy.
says (and you'd better listen!)
"HODL
your whales!"
Don’t ape too fast, kiddo. When the big wallets move, history gets rewritten!
Origin
Hold your horses!
"Don’t bite the dev that launched you."
Respect those who coded the chaos. They hold the keys to your destiny (and maybe your LP).
Origin
Don’t bite the hand that feeds you
"It's always darkest before the pump."
When the chart looks dead and your soul feels rugged, the pump begins. Stay degen.
Origin
It’s always darkest before the dawn
How to grab your $AUG
Create
your wallet
Download Phantom or your wallet of choice from your mobile or desktop app store for free.
Get your $SOL
ready
If you don't have $SOL, you can buy $SOL directly on Phantom, or transfer it from another wallet.
Go to
Pump.fun
Connect your wallet
to Pump.fun, paste the $AUG address, check the slippage percentage
Switch $SOL for $AUG
Set the amount of $AUG you want to get, and then swap it. Welcome to the FlopFam!
Create
your wallet
Download Phantom or your wallet of choice from your mobile or desktop app store for free.
Get your $SOL
ready
If you don't have $SOL, you can buy $SOL directly on Phantom, or transfer it from another wallet.
Go to
Pump.fun
Connect your wallet
to Pump.fun, paste the $AUG address, check the slippage percentage
Switch $SOL for $AUG
Set the amount of $AUG you want to get, and then swap it. Welcome to the FlopFam!
Tokenomics
📛 Name
AugustFlop
🏷️ Ticker
$AUG
🏠 Address
6A7UXB5FhYueBSjj9oZB542bK2BhS2ft87dcmEfppump
Supply
1,000,000,000
🧾 Tax
No taxes
🗝️ Ownership
Renounced
Roadmap
☕ Week 1
- Launch the coin
- Post memes
- Drink coffee
- Create Telegram
💤 Week 2
- Build a lazy-but-beautiful website (maybe)
- Release more pixel art
- Reply to 100 DMs
- Meme raid on CT
🧠 Week 3
- Collab with flopfluencers
- Drop surprise meme NFTs (if we remember)
- Maybe we do an airdrop? Maybe we don’t. Maybe we just don’t know how to do it.
🧘 Week 4
- Meditate on our flopness
- Reflect on all the missed pumps
- ???
- Profit?
☕ Week 1
- Launch the coin
- Post memes
- Drink coffee
- Create Telegram
💤 Week 2
- Build our website (maybe)
- Release more pixel art
- Reply to 100 DMs
- Meme raid on CT
🧠 Week 3
- Collab with flopfluencers
- Drop surprise meme NFTs (if we remember)
- Maybe we do an airdrop? Maybe we don’t. Maybe we just don’t know how to do it.
🧘 Week 4
- Meditate on our flopness
- Reflect on all the missed pumps
- ???
- Profit?
- An unexpected suprise
Wanna know more?
Our whitepaper just dropped (no, not like your portfolio did).
Inside:
– zero utility
– max procrastination
– a roadmap full of intentions but no financial advice
– and the secret sauce of flopping with style
Download it now, it’s the most productive thing you’ll do today.
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